Friday, September 24, 2010


Alright let me tell you about these little fuckers here. A lot of people think that these are split peas.

WRONG. These are yellow lentils, lens culinaris. Lentils are a member of the pulse family of plants, and they are packed to the brim with dietary fibre and motherfuckin protein. They will make you a beast. Get a crock pot, put some onions and garlic in that bitch. Sweat that shit out on low with a little oil, then add some chopped chili pepper, cumin, and tumeric. Maybe a little fresh curry leaf if you feel like it. Then add equal volumes lentils and stock. I use chicken stock but you can use vegetable stock. I don't give a damn.
Put the lid on and simmer that shit, stirring occasionally.
Eat with some rice.

Did I mention that lentils are super inexpensive, healthier, and much tastier than RAMEN?


  1. Im afraid of lentils. Im allergic to peanuts and I get an allergic reaction to split pea soup because the same fungus that grows on peanuts that im allergic to also grows on peas. What i'm getting at is "are lentils considered a legume?"

    Answer me post haste and I will draw a picture of you.

  2. Yeah, lentils are considered legumes, so be careful. Fortunately most people with peanut allergies have no problem with lentils. Try em out.

  3. what is this /ck/ you speak of good sir

  4. I am assuming you can cook these and eat them. Might give a try, who knows.

    The best way to cook ramen is to juts microwave that shit.